Awkward

Conversations in lifts can be awkward. This morning when taking a lift in my hotel I was joined by an elderly gent (this is relative to me) I struggled to find any common ground for a quick conversation. 'Going up or down'? didn't seem appropriate. 'Why are you here'? would have been rude. In true Scottish style I resorted to a brief and feeble attempt to talk about the weather. 'Not a good day out today' fell kinda flat and made the already awkward tension itchy. We were both relieved when this three floor trip from hell was finished. He left, I sighed and broke wind.

Toilet

British rail toilets. 

Do I stand?

Do I sit?

Will the door open?

Why is the floor wet?

All annoying and worrying.

Itch

Itchy nipples can be annoying...

Safety

When you are in your car and go to pull the seatbelt across you and it sticks. Very annoying but need to step back from the momentary rage so that it can be corrected. Safety first...

Under prepared...

Having no jacket when rain feels imminent.....

Spurting....

Damn yoghurts...

Noise...

Noisy kids on bus. Or anywhere.....

Market...

The housing market in Aberdeen is really annoying me now. I am having great difficulty aligning what I have to what I want.....