Work related injury

Quite annoyed at this recurring complaint....

Self-service

Supermarket self-service machines.....VERY ANNOYING...

Falling

Biscuits when dipped break off and fall into tea. This is a timing issue and an unknown variable is biscuit structure. This event can be highly annoying. It has just happened. Coffee also applies.

Mornings

Would rather be asleep...

Biscuits

I love biscuits. Always have. Quick snack, dipped in tea, chocolate or plain. So what annoys me? Yesterday when tearing into a packet of bourbons one whole bidcuit dropped into the sink. This was very annoying and I blame to wrapping in the packet. Let us pray this never ever happens again. End.

Director

I read recently, with interest, that someone working in a large global corporation has the job title of......Head of Stakeholder Relations. Gasp! What? Sounds like a job where you are nice to people. I can do that!

Toilet no.2

When using a toilet in a public place and the door has not locked properly so someone walks in. This is annoying and was toats my fault. Or running out of soft and gentle paper. It any paper at all.

Curled up toast

This may seem quite pedantic but when I toast bread and it curls into an awkward shape is quite annoying. I have to take extra care when spreading butter , marmalade....whatever and this impacts my timings for the whole day ahead. I have adapted by getting angry and being late for everything. A satisfying toast experience is important.

Flu

This condition is annoying and debilitating. I am unwell. Recovery is a distant dream!

Invite to interview

Getting an invitation to an interview (for a really good job), accepting this only to be informed literally 60 seconds later that this was an error. There is no job interview. I have found this very annoying......grrrrrrrr.....ach 

Spurting

This yoghurt (peach melba) has spurted onto the floor in my office. I have rubbed it in with my foot. Peace!

Thoughts in my head...

These are annoying me. And people around me. With job ending soon and one tenant leaving my flat I feel the negative odds are heaping up. Blocking my happiness genes. Actually bad times make good times awesome. Grasp the nettle and get on with it you miserable git.

Getting rushed

At work, in gym changing rooms, driving, when shopping, on the potty, drinking coffee or tea, when sleeping.....pretty much doing anything anywhere. A patient man when rushed will spill milk. Probably....

Bad selection

Making a bad biscuit selection. Case in point is that I have a drawer full of chocolate chip cookies but would prefer rich tea or Abernethy biscuits. Cant fathom out this poor choice. Probably an economic decision.

Sunday

Sunday afternoons could be better but if you have Monday aff then totally different emotions,...

Patience

I am annoyed at now having enough patience. This is an important trait. I am told. Another work-in-progress....

Microwaves and washing machines

These useful developments in household technology can infuriate me. All I want to do is either wash some clothes or heat up a plate of food. I am confronted by all manner of options and times. All I need is a coupe if simple choices not a mathematical formula. I shrink clothes and burn food (not to mention blistering skin). This annoys me. What about the absurd number of shampoos that confronts me........aaaagggghhhhhnoyed