Dunking disasters...

Biscuits that are left just a fraction too long in a cup of tea. They break and create a soggy mass, part floating, at the bottom of the cup. This is very distressing and signals problems with technique.

Logging

Always having to log in to get free wifi in places I have been to before. Something not right with that.....?

Infrequent Windfalls....

Finding money, even a small amount, can be a very pleasant surprise.

This does not happen often. That is annoying.

Openning

Things not being open on time is annoying...

Knobs

Door handles that turn the wrong way...

Choice

Choosing shampoo is annoying and confusing. Is my hair frizzy, straight, curly, straight, shiny.......?!

Awkward

Conversations in lifts can be awkward. This morning when taking a lift in my hotel I was joined by an elderly gent (this is relative to me) I struggled to find any common ground for a quick conversation. 'Going up or down'? didn't seem appropriate. 'Why are you here'? would have been rude. In true Scottish style I resorted to a brief and feeble attempt to talk about the weather. 'Not a good day out today' fell kinda flat and made the already awkward tension itchy. We were both relieved when this three floor trip from hell was finished. He left, I sighed and broke wind.