Curled up toast

This may seem quite pedantic but when I toast bread and it curls into an awkward shape is quite annoying. I have to take extra care when spreading butter , marmalade....whatever and this impacts my timings for the whole day ahead. I have adapted by getting angry and being late for everything. A satisfying toast experience is important.

Flu

This condition is annoying and debilitating. I am unwell. Recovery is a distant dream!

Invite to interview

Getting an invitation to an interview (for a really good job), accepting this only to be informed literally 60 seconds later that this was an error. There is no job interview. I have found this very annoying......grrrrrrrr.....ach 

Spurting

This yoghurt (peach melba) has spurted onto the floor in my office. I have rubbed it in with my foot. Peace!

Thoughts in my head...

These are annoying me. And people around me. With job ending soon and one tenant leaving my flat I feel the negative odds are heaping up. Blocking my happiness genes. Actually bad times make good times awesome. Grasp the nettle and get on with it you miserable git.

Getting rushed

At work, in gym changing rooms, driving, when shopping, on the potty, drinking coffee or tea, when sleeping.....pretty much doing anything anywhere. A patient man when rushed will spill milk. Probably....

Bad selection

Making a bad biscuit selection. Case in point is that I have a drawer full of chocolate chip cookies but would prefer rich tea or Abernethy biscuits. Cant fathom out this poor choice. Probably an economic decision.