personal grooming....

As I slide gracefully into my middle years it has become more important to me to look after my, once youthful, rugged good looks. Whereas, in years gone, by I was quite happy to rub wet porridge into my face as a cleansing and exfoliating treatment it now seems that I have to spend 10 hard earned pounds on emulsifying beauty treatments. These can get rid of lines, debag my eyes and make me feel very very soft. My lines are caused by laughter (inappropriate and spontaneous), the bags are from worrying about cosmetics and I don't want to be soft. I can live with these hardships but an area that I find really quite annoying is my hair. Buying shampoo is not an easy or straightforward process for the impatient, ill-informed modern man. I am this man. Is my hair limp, frizzy, coloured, bouncy, greasy or dry? I don't know. It is on my head I can't see it. I just want to wash it with something that isn't fairy liquid. What about the hair poking from my ears and peeking out of my nose? This is not easy so I have bought a selection of shampoos that are either going to clean my hair or turn it purple befrore it falls out. I am also trying to find work just now so I want to look polished, smart and sane. Please help......